LG C1200

For under a ton, it's hard to complain

With a case that looks like it's come straight from the nail-polish counter at Boots, there's no prize for guessing which half of the population this phone's aimed at. It's a classy-looking model, complete with a mirror, but it is budget. There's no exterior display, so you can't see who's calling without opening it, and the screen inside is rather murky. There are polyphonic ringtones, Java games and MMS, but there's no camera, so you won't be sending many picture messages. For under a ton, it's hard to complain, but the lack of an outside screen is bound to annoy most users.