Million dollar notebook

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the laptop of luxury!

Think your £2,000 top of the range Blu-ray-playing Sony laptop was expensive? Think again - this notebook is worth "a million dollars", and its chassis is inlaid with real diamonds and various precious metals.

The lappy - which to be honest looks like the sort of thing P Diddy would consider classy - comes in a case that appears to be made of marble. We'd suggest you head over to the website of London-based makers Lavaglio for the full spec and details - but it's accessible "by appointment only". Are they trying to tell us something?